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Reasons I’m Single

I like to sometimes blog about the reasons that I’m single.  I am compiling a list that I can reference the next time someone asks.  Acquaintances even ask sometimes so let’s clear this up.

Today’s Reason:

I often burp loudly.  I just do.  I don’t really want to stifle it in my own home. I may have scared off a roomie or two this way. However, I don’t think I could change it for no man. No man.

What’s that you say? I might be able to find a man who is ok with it? Gross, I don’t want that! So I’ll remain single.