Bon Jovi was on the Valentine’s Day episode of 30 Rock.  Seeing as I am no fan of Valentine’s Day (it’s commercial and blah blah blah) and I’m single (and pathetic and could choke and no one would find me blah blah), I was beginning to think the whole holiday was useless.  Well, there is justice in the world! TV gave me a reason to enjoy life yet again!  No one spent too much money or flowers or jewelry or something that will go straight to my ass, but God made sure I would be a happy single person during this holiday season for couples.  He made sure that there was a 30 Rock episode with a guest appearance by Bon Jovi.  I have had a schoolgirl crush on him since I was 9, and I truly believe the Universe cut me a big slice of justice pie this February (even though I only like the crust). Sure, I’m single, but no man can measure up to 30 Rock with Bon Jovi!