October 2010
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The Frenemy.: 25 Things Every Woman's Magazine... →
thefrenemy:
Women’s magazines are expensive. In this economy, I can’t just throw 5 dollars out the window to read 8 discreet ways to have sex in public or what Lauren Conrad’s doing with her hair lately. I know you guys get it. Luckily, I’ve read enough of these gems in the past to describe every…
April 2010
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March 2010
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February 2010
13 posts
Cold meicine, I hate your side effects. Sleep is not restful, and I dream so vividly that I wake up and look for my childhood dog. My childhood cocker spaniel has been dead since 2004. Wow. Now I feel sick and I miss dog. Screw off dayquil. (and yeah, what’s up with dayquil making me sleep?)
The crap that spills forth from my office mate's...
“They suck ass. Nasty hairy disgusting ass.”
“You should help him advance his career. Then divorce him so you get better alimony. It’s like fattening up a pig before you kill it.”
B “You stupid whore!”
Me “Who are you talking to?”
B “Myself.”
Valentine's Day →
I really don’t care about Valentine’s Day. However, this year I’m making big plans. I’m going to see this movie completely tanked. I mean to say that I’ll need a ride to the theater. I’m now accepting volunteers. Don’t mind the flask in my hand. The contents will taste awesome with twizzlers.
“We abuse land because we regard it as a commodity belonging to us. When we see...”
– Aldo Leopold, A Sand County Almanac