Women’s magazines are expensive. In this economy, I can’t just throw 5 dollars out the window to read 8 discreet ways to have sex in public or what Lauren Conrad’s doing with her hair lately. I know you guys get it. Luckily, I’ve read enough of these gems in the past to describe every…
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Today, Carrie Brownstein tweeted and blogged asking what the #1 song on your date of birth might say about you.
On my date of birth, “Part-time Lover” by Stevie Wonder was #1.
What could this possibly say about me? hmm.
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Reasons I’m Single
I like to sometimes blog about the reasons that I’m single. I am compiling a list that I can reference the next time someone asks. Acquaintances even ask sometimes so let’s clear this up.
Today’s Reason:
I often burp loudly. I just do. I don’t really want to stifle it in my own home. I may have scared off a roomie or two this way. However, I don’t think I could change it for no man. No man.
What’s that you say? I might be able to find a man who is ok with it? Gross, I don’t want that! So I’ll remain single.
This is what is happening to me. Except this is way cuter.
School will likely claim my life before the week’s end. Well, I’m off to write up my will and continue studying.
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Countdown to Cop Out release! I can’t wait.
Our friendate will better than yours.
Cold meicine, I hate your side effects. Sleep is not restful, and I dream so vividly that I wake up and look for my childhood dog. My childhood cocker spaniel has been dead since 2004. Wow. Now I feel sick and I miss dog. Screw off dayquil. (and yeah, what’s up with dayquil making me sleep?)
Bon Jovi was on the Valentine’s Day episode of 30 Rock. Seeing as I am no fan of Valentine’s Day (it’s commercial and blah blah blah) and I’m single (and pathetic and could choke and no one would find me blah blah), I was beginning to think the whole holiday was useless. Well, there is justice in the world! TV gave me a reason to enjoy life yet again! No one spent too much money or flowers or jewelry or something that will go straight to my ass, but God made sure I would be a happy single person during this holiday season for couples. He made sure that there was a 30 Rock episode with a guest appearance by Bon Jovi. I have had a schoolgirl crush on him since I was 9, and I truly believe the Universe cut me a big slice of justice pie this February (even though I only like the crust). Sure, I’m single, but no man can measure up to 30 Rock with Bon Jovi!
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When I need a very short distraction at work, I google image (fill in the blank).
This allows me a break that lasts about 2 minutes before I get bored of that and go back to working. Unfortunately, I’ve been caught doing this several times. The list of things I’ve been caught googling at work includes (but is not limited to):
Tom Selleck (specifically his mustache and I prefer those from Magnum PI or Friends)
Mustaches
Justin Timberlake
and today: pictures of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. I want a poster of this!
